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linadivorceeofl:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

Gentlemen.

you-dropped-your-fish-sticks:

Ok this picture…. Wayyy to much for me to handle right now.

you-dropped-your-fish-sticks:

Ok this picture…. Wayyy to much for me to handle right now.

(Source: drunkhastings)

tokyodarjeeling:

butt-fuzz:


karlurbanlibrary:


Q: What do you think the 3D adds to a film?Karl: I think it adds another dimension.




Uhm, so. Just found out Karl Urban is in Star Trek. Haha, I didn’t know.
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EMMAAAAAAAA CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH IT TOGETHERRRRRR SOOOOON BECAUSE KARL FREAKING URBAN OMG

I HAD NO IDEA!!!! WHAT CHARACTER IS HE !? WE HAVE TO FIND OUT SOON!! Maybe after brunch?  

And I just have to comment what he is saying in this interview BECAUSE I’M SORRY CARL BUT I HAD HIGHER SCIENTIFIC EXPECTATION ON YOU!!!

tokyodarjeeling:

butt-fuzz:

karlurbanlibrary:

Q: What do you think the 3D adds to a film?
Karl: I think it adds another dimension.

Uhm, so. Just found out Karl Urban is in Star Trek. Haha, I didn’t know.

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EMMAAAAAAAA CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH IT TOGETHERRRRRR SOOOOON BECAUSE KARL FREAKING URBAN OMG

I HAD NO IDEA!!!! WHAT CHARACTER IS HE !? WE HAVE TO FIND OUT SOON!! Maybe after brunch?  

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And I just have to comment what he is saying in this interview BECAUSE I’M SORRY CARL BUT I HAD HIGHER SCIENTIFIC EXPECTATION ON YOU!!!

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Fellowship of the Ring bad subtitles

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And finally, a few parting words from Frodo:

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On Rape Culture

chachipistachis:

legendary-piece-of-fic:

Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:

Imagine you have a Rolex watch. Nice fancy Rolex, you bought it because you like the way it looks and you wanted to treat yourself. And then you get beaten and mugged and your Rolex is stolen. So you go to the police. Only, instead of investigating the crime, the police want to know why you were wearing a Rolex instead of a regular watch. Have you ever given a Rolex to anyone else? Is it possible you wanted to be mugged? Why didn’t you wear long sleeves to cover up the Rolex if you didn’t want to be mugged?

And then after that, everywhere you go, there are constant jokes about stealing your Rolex. People you don’t even know whistle at your Rolex and make jokes about cutting your hand off to get it. The media doesn’t help either; it portrays people who wear Rolexes as flamboyant assholes who secretly just want someone to come along and take that Rolex off their hands. When damn, all you wanted was to wear a nice watch without getting harassed for it. When you complain that you are starting to feel unsafe, people laugh you off and say that you are too uptight. Never mind you got violently attacked for the crime of wearing a friggin time piece.

Imagining all that? It sucks, doesn’t it.

Now imagine you could never take the Rolex off.

That last line, tho.

(Source: myungsoosenpai)